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January 2009

Christmas and New Year, and so much more
New beginnings
A new home
Bernard starts work

Christmas and New Year, and so much more

What a wonderfully hectic, and exciting week and a bit for us all! We started off on Sunday by taking a drive to see Stevens Commercial Furniture, at that stage all Bernard had was a potential interview and a good feeling. By Monday he had a definite interview to go along with the good feeling, and on Tuesday the good feeling turned into a great one when he was told he got the job. What a blessing, although I have admit to feeling anxious as let’s all remember that I have to now live up to this one interview, one job offer scenario. Imagine the pressure I am going to feel when I start looking for my job…  At the moment I am still uncertain of what I would like to do and until Becca goes to school at the end of January, and Bernard starts work around the same time, I have some time to decide. Ideally, it would be great to continue in the property industry and get my Australian accreditation  but I am also looking into a computer course run over a four month period…  either way it seems I am going back to school… oh dear, oh dear, oh dear… I’ll have to sort this untrained, drained brain out soon… You will be pleased to know that we managed to find a bottle of Amarula Cream, and that we cracked it’s dusty seal and toasted to Bern’s employment. The bottle cost us the equivalent of about R230.00… so we savoured it a bit… and had the last sip on New Years Eve.

Not only is Becca learning the hard way about speed, sand and bicycles but so am I… I am sitting here with a grazed left knee and a big fat bruise on my thigh. It seems that any mountain bike handling experience I had was left back in South Africa. Since getting my bike we have been riding nearly every day, all in and around our area. Rebecca’s trail-a-bike gets hooked up to Bern’s bicycle and away we go… We still can’t believe how bicycle friendly Adelaide is. Every main road has a wide bicycle lane and cars don’t come anywhere close to it. On one of our ‘explore your neighbourhood’ routes… Bern came across a recreational park… Let’s just say it was Mountain bike heaven… path after path of pure mountainbiking bliss! So off we all went (yes, Rebecca still attached to Bern’s bike) on a mountain bike bush adventure. We passed walkers, cross country joggers and fellow mountain bikers… and I fell flat on my face, with the injuries to prove it.

We’ve been also looking at second hand furniture dealers – because we were determined to pick up some good bargains. But let me tell you that over here, the second hand market doesn’t compare with those discount furniture shops like IKEA and Fantastic furniture. We’ve trawled the shops and only managed to find real overpriced junk and a cute little doll house for Becca. The colours were awful, but with a little TLC and a lick of paint, it was turned into Cinderella’s castle! On that note, when you go buy paint here, you have to ask for assistance. All the spray paint is locked away, and kids under 16 are not permitted to buy it at all. There is clearly an issue with graffiti over here… many walls have graffiti markings… and nothing inspirational, just pointless nonsense… they aren’t fighting any cause… they’re just bored kids, with nothing else to do.

Other arb things that we have come across…

  • You have to be over 18 to buy a knife.
  • If you look under 25, you have to produce identification if you want to buy cigarettes.
  • When you go to the shops and the teller has rung up your groceries, the say ‘Cash Out’, when this first happened we said – No, not paying cash, paying card… and they said again… ‘Cash Out?’… Cash out actually means … Would you like to draw out Cash from your card?. But what is amazing is it can be done mostly anywhere, Woolworths, Coles, Liquor stores, Foodland, Big W… and would you believe it… Macdonalds!
  • When you buy loose fruit and veg, it is weighed at the cashier, so don’t go looking around for someone to weigh it like we did.
  • The carpet companies advertise ‘fake grass’… similar to astro turf but quite authentic compared. Because there are such water restrictions, people can’t be bothered to put up with a dead patch of lawn, so they fit this astro turf.
  • Rain tanks are everywhere. People are very conscious about water and the catchment of rain water. You see many homes that have signage that say either ‘bore hole water / rain tank water / grey water in use’.

The Christmas festivities were great, we were invited to a braaibecue (that’s Bernards new term for a barbecue with South Africans) on Christmas eve with a lovely family that we met through the forum. It’s funny, we weren’t really the social type in SA, but here in Oz we’re really stepping out of our comfort zone and enjoying it! We are also amazed at people’s kindness and hospitality. I mean, in all honestly, all we have in common is that we are/were South Africans…  that’s it. And people open their homes and hearts… and don’t want to gain anything from it. It really restores your faith in mankind! And it also reminds us that we will need to do the same for those coming this way too. For the first time, we were able to put Rebecca’s presents under the tree on Christmas Eve, without fear that they might disappear during the night!
Christmas day was real fun(Becca spoilt as usual)! We had planned initially to spend it in our little flat and had organized a cooked chicken and roast potato’s… but instead we landed up at a real festive Christmas celebration with new friends and their friends… there must have been about thirty of us. It was just awesome, we all sat together at a huge table and were treated to wonderful food and MORE wonderful food… We actually overindulged a bit (understatement), but isn’t that what Christmas lunch is supposed to be about! Thank you Mike and Kim for our first wonderful Aussie Christmas, and to Kerry and Steff… your hospitality always amazes us!

So Boxing Day we woke up at the (Aussie) crack of dawn, and headed off to Rundle Mall for the much anticipated after Christmas sales… but boy… like typical tourists we had been given the wrong information. There were many people (probably foreigners) milling around… but not any shops open… that would be a lie, there was ONE… the Aussie souvenir shop… what a bunch of chops we felt like, and to make matters worse we were interviewed by Channel 9 News – they were covering the news story of the shoppers who arrived to find nothing happening… how mortified I felt… I still cringe thinking about it!! Anyway, all was not lost, on Saturday we headed off to ‘The Good guys’… and we hit a great luck there! They most certainly had GREAT bargains – We managed to buy a fridge, dishwasher, 2 fans, 2 vacuum cleaners (one hand held black and decker) and washing machine for $1500… and the great part is, is that the South Australian government will be giving us a $200 rebate for buying an economical washing machine that saves water!

We have also been driving all over the Adelaide suburbs, looking for good areas and at potential rentals. Here the rental market works somewhat differently. You have to inform the agent you are interested in seeing a certain property, and then a few days later or so, you are advised of an ‘inspection time’. For example we found a rental (on the internet) that we were keen on, Bern sent the agent an e mail, and about a week later we received an sms to say the property  would be open for an inspection for 15 minutes on that particular day. THAT’S IT!!! All you get is 15 minutes. So you rock up at the house, and there are plenty other prospective tenants all wanting the same unit. If you decide that you like it (which we did) you fill out this intensive application form. And from there the agent presents the landlord with all the different prospective tenants… whilst you sit and wait. We still have a few more days to wait… but this unit would be perfect, so keep your fingers crossed. It’s a little duplex right on the edge of the famous Torrens River… and all along the Torrens river is this spectacular cycle / walking path that goes on for about  40km! It’s biking bliss… and it’s all safe!

In all our driving, we really have come across the most beautiful  area’s. We were also given the impression by many that Australian homes just didn’t compare to the South Africans ones. Which really isn’t so. Sure, the homes (and particularly the gardens) are smaller. But most are very well maintained and looked after. And we have done driving into the lower income areas as well as the higher income areas.

We are trying to find furniture before we have to move to our new rental, and at the moment our little flat is bursting at the seams. Poor Becca has these huge boxes in her room, with no room to play… thank goodness we manage to get out, because these walls seem to be closing in on us sometimes. We still haven’t found any great bargains at second hand dealers… but what Bern has come across is the ‘Gum Tree’ adverts. Much like the classified section of a newspaper, but on the internet. We have managed to get a solid wooden coffee table for $40.00… now that’s the kind of bargain we want. .. The lady even dropped it off at the flat for us!
The flat does seem to be feeling more like home every day! We have bought a few pots and plants… much to my utter joy, a yellow arum lily plant and an ALOE!! Yes, an aloe… it’s tiny… but with all the love it’s ganna get from me, it will grow big and strong. One forgets how much plants can add to the home! Especially when you go from an acre of land, to nothing whatsoever.
I am also missing having an animal around, and at the moment all it looks like I am going to get is a couple of goldfish… I miss my pets… I really do, they make a house a home…

Our start to the new year was a planned, quiet event. We decided that we wanted to stay at home, and not have to drive around, also with not knowing the area, we just weren’t too happy about going places with Rebecca… just incase it got rowdy. So we had an awesome supper, Bern had a beer or two, and I had some wine… and then at about 10:30pm we decided it was a little too quiet for New Years… and we headed for the bus stop! Yip, would you believe you can walk the streets at 10:30pm in the suburbs and catch a bus. We thought we would head off to Victoria Square to see some fireworks. But nothing was happening… and everyone was heading off towards the Arts Centre of Adelaide. We decided to call it a night when we came across some drunken boys and Rebecca said ‘That boy can’t control his mouth’… It just wasn’t a place for a child, and it wasn’t a place for us to be… Police presence was awesome though. Patrols on horseback and more. But what we witnessed was many drunken revelers, and many ambulances and fire engines heading off to help those in need. Our wait for the bus meant that at the stroke of midnight we were heading on the way back home. Both girls in Bern’s wonderfully warm arms… all of us amazed that at midnight we were safe on public transportation, and blessed that tomorrow we would wake up safely for the new year to begin…

And what a great start to the New Year, without a hangover… We were going to spend the day on the beach, but got side tracked when we came across a ‘Bunnings Warehouse’… I can only describe it as Servistar/Mica on steroids… Every DIY project imaginable (all at good prices), plants, pots, hardware, crafts, machinery, outdoors, tools… I could go on and on… and we could have spent and spent... but we had to stop somewhere… and that would be when poor Mitsi couldn’t fit any more items !!
Talking about good prices, we also went to another disappointing sale… they have been having all these ads on the telly (yes, perhaps we are great advertisement suckers) for cheap cd’s and dvd’s…. so on our way back home we popped to the Adelaide Showgrounds… it looked impressive, but looks were definitely deceiving!
But the strangest thing happened on our way back to the car. We were stopped by a man, who asked if we were from Cape Town (Bern was wearing a shirt that had Cape Town written on the back)… Anyway we got chatting and would you believe that we are heading off to his place for a braaibeque tomorrow. He is an ex-South African that has lived in Australia for 21 years, and really seems to like helping new ‘imports’ to the country…
Like I said, us anti-socials are really having to let go of the comfort zone… and live a little…

Life is good… and learning is great…  2009 is going to be a great year for us all….
Till the next time, take care…

PS… Angry old lady is no longer Angry Old lady… on New years eve, she was heading out and passed us in the street… and bellowed… Happy New Year…. And even will her queer little smile… it warmed my heart… I was glad I never gave up on her…

New Beginnings

With a new year, comes along a fresh perspective… a New beginning…  and for us, it’s in a new country.
We’ve left  behind that comfort zone, that we clung to so dearly… and have realized that our comfort zone has become a tired old friend of the past.

And without necessarily talking about it, Bern and I have embraced this new adventure. We have no fixed routine, so when we get picked up by a stranger at a DVD Warehouse Sale, we have no hesitation to join in the fun. And what a wonderful evening we had…

We pretty much feel like this is home now, and aren’t making such big fools of ourselves. We know which shops to shop at, we know when and how to fill up with petrol, we know what a bargain is, we know where to live, and not to live… Life is starting to become more like it should, with a little more normality.
This 8 weeks has been the adventure of a lifetime and we have been truly blessed.

We spent most of the week, dreaming of our rental, discussing what we would do with the place, and what our chances of getting it would be. We’ve heard all the dreaded stories how hard it is to get an application accepted… so let’s just say we were a little skeptical.
Our agent phoned us on Wednesday morning (my heart beating like it’s never beated before)… and said…
“Hi Kirsten, your agent from Brock Harcourts here”
“Yeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss”… I said
“Well” she says… “Are you still keen on that duplex you put in an application for?”
“Oh, Most definitely (sounding very overeager)” I shouted.
“Ok, thank you, goodbye”… and that was it! That was all she said…
No reason why she called, no rejection, and yet, no confirmation that it was ours. Bern was staring at me blankly thinking I had some news, but alas, I did not. So we walked around the flat… confused… impatient and desperate. Staring at each other and then laughing…
Half an hour later, we got the call… ‘Kirsten, me again, Just wanted to let you know YOU GOT THE RENTAL!”
But the best was yet to come, she said, the landlord specifically said I needed to tell you…
“Welcome to Australia”…

And what a welcome that was! So we’ll be moving in this Friday, to the rental we could only ever have dreamed of. It’s pretty much fully furnished so we don’t have to splash out on more and it’s right next to the river Torrens…  every bike riders dream.

On, the subject of bikes, Adelaide is just amazing. We ride for 2-3 hours most days, all around Adelaide. Through the parks, and through the city, during the morning, and at night… there we all are… amazed by where we are. I never dreamed we would feel this sort of freedom, I never realised just how much we used to stay indoors, at home… watching TV. You can ride in the middle of the city at 7:00 in the evening, and come across runners and walkers, cyclists and kids, all living life to the full! The parks here, also have gym equipment, similar in a way to the kids jungle gyms, but specifically designed for adults to use. There are hurdles, parallel bars, pull up bars, press up T bars, and along the Torrens, there is actual equipment that you use your body weight to increase the resistance – so you can do a FULL gym workout, i.e stepper, leg press, leg raise, shoulder press, lat pulldown, bench press… all FREE of charge and available 24hrs a day. Ok, so we still look like gobsmacked tourists occasionally, but less than when we first arrived.

The other exciting news, is that Bernard got his learners licence… he woke up on Friday morning, flipped through the learners handbook, and promptly announced. “I’m going to do my learners”… That was it, no panic, no stress, no chewing finger nails… NOTHING!!! And off he went, paid his $25, sat the exam… and PASSED. Now, when it comes to my turn, I’ll have to be dragged in like a panicked animal with no nails left to chew on… I mean, he could have acted a little nervous, made me feel better about my ridiculous self… but no… he was the epitome of calm. The pressure on, is incredible. Let’s just remember Bern got the job, at his one and only interview, and now… he’s passed his learners… first time! Ugh… wish there was a hole I could crawl into…

Alas, there is no hole… and life must carry on! And I will pass my learners, and then my drivers, and life will be ok… I hit these moments of panic, especially now that we are moving away from the area we have become adapted to, but it also means we close a little chapter, and start a new one. Goodbye to council living and strange council dwellers… goodbye to a tiny flat and hello to a New beginnings… and a house right by the Torrens River…

And people that once were strangers, have now become friends… and not just because we have a nationality in common, but because we have a whole lot more…

A new home

New beginnings marked new emotions for me. Closing our chapter on Hawthorn council housing proved to be harder than moving from South Africa to South Australia. Hawthorn was where I had made home, developed some roots, developed a love for my new country and felt completely at ease. People’s faces were becoming familiar, shop assistants more talkative, and we no longer needed the Garmin to get us from place to place. This was home… and this was where I wanted to be.
And as much as I was excited about our new move and our new adventures I had this sense of loss. It felt like I had to say goodbye to something all over again… I was totally unprepared for these feelings that seemed to have sprung on me quite suddenly.
On the day we collected the keys for the rental, my cheeks streamed with tears all the way from the agents office to our new home… the home we had signed a lease for a year… 12 months… 52 weeks… 365 days… it all seemed just too much. We were going to live in the middle of nowhere, where the streets seemed barren, the people seemed creepy and the trees seemed dead… and this is where I thought my journal would end… Why bother keeping a record of something that really shouldn’t be recorded…
But this is also where I realised what an amazing family I am blessed with, and what an extraordinary man I am married to. Bern’s efforts at maintaining a peaceful home must not go unmentioned. Despite all the tears he managed to get his girls through it all… and we’re out the other end, living life to the full.

I have so many stories leading up to the move, and after the move, but felt the need to mention what was going on at the same time… and how without a sense of adventure and a sprinkling of humour… one’s perspective can change from good to bad…
And that is all it was… my perspective, my outlook… The trees here are beautiful, tall and strong. The people here are normal, some are creepy… but just as creepy as my local council friends (and they made great stories). The streets are clean, paths maintained, and roads taken care of… And the grass… well, it’s greener on this side… WAY greener. We are 5km’s from the centre of the city, and our front door is  literally 50 metres from the most awesome cycling path… that seems to go on forever!

We’re  settled now , and I can call this home… but it took a bit to get us here… And this is how the story goes…

With Bernard only having a week left till he went back to work, we decided to visit Historic Port Adleaide, enjoy the museum and take a stroll around the place. What we didn’t count on was having a two hour ferry cruise around the port, only to leave Port Adelaide hours later! The museum itself was interesting enough, but it was the immigration section that really left me feeling quite privileged about the way we came to this country. Compared to what they experienced back in the day… we had five star luxury, and our “awful” trip from Jo’burg to Perth was nothing to complain about.
A quote that stuck with me written in 1849 by a new immigrant read… “All hearts did rejoice to be expelled  from our floating prison”. Imagine what kind of struggle those poor people went through. This is also another amazing part of Australia… they are truly accepting people. Immigrants to the country are made to feel a part of the country… and encouraged to embrace it like their own. Maybe that is what makes it easier to adapt here, perhaps the common bond is that somewhere along most family lines there is a migrant in search of a better life. .. better opportunities and more freedom. It’s not easy starting over again… but I could never say it’s hard… especially not harder than the lot that did it in the 1800’s… they must have been crazy!!!

Talking about crazy, we still hadn’t packed any boxes for the big move on Friday… I mean really what can one family of three collect in two months, a couple of items here and there perhaps… No, not our family! We had literally squashed the tiny 2 bedroomed flat from corner to corner with new goods needed to set up for our new home.  If it hadn’t been for Manny who kindly offered to help transport some of the heavier goods in his vehicle, we would have been moving for days… yes, DAYS!!!
We are not the type who like asking for help, and prefer going at it ourselves, so when Bern mentioned Manny had offered to help... I just gave him the raised eyebrow… and he then went ahead and happily confirmed with Manny that help was needed… much to my distress… Had I only known what we were really in for, I would have taken the extra help offered by friends, Kerry and Steff…
So Friday arrives, and we collect the keys for the rental… oh, and sign the lease. The agents here are really laid back… everything… “No worries”! Actually everyone here is pretty laid back… and if you say you are taking something, they take you on your word… and don’t rush to get a signature on a dotted line… But of course it did leave us wondering if we would get there and not have a rental to go to because perhaps their word wasn’t as good as ours.

Keys collected, we drive to our new home… arrive and open the door to be welcomed by the most awful stench… and as you may recall my emotional state was not at any  point where a bad smell might be tolerated… Ripping open doors, windows and blinds eased the smell and frustrations a bit, but this was only the beginning… On closer inspection in the ‘professionally cleaned rental’ we found cobwebs, stains, cigarette burns, dust, dirt, grime… and… dirty underwear… I was finished… I could not live here… and I wanted MY council housing back… I wanted to live with the creepy bunch of people in government subsidized housing…  Judgment clouded the mind… and rationality flew out the open window. ..
But I had no choice, this was moving day.
We got back to the flat, and I mentioned to Bern that I was happy with Manny helping transport goods, but was not happy with him doing any manual labour. This was our move, and I didn’t want a new friend to feel like he was being used as some form of cheap labour. It was going to be up to us to get the fridge, 73 kg washing machine, tumble drier and dishwasher down the two flights of stairs… and would you believe (with the help of a special trolly we had bought) we did. Well, Bern did most of the work, but I am sure I played some vital role like assisting him down the stairs.

So we have all the brand new goods on the pathway next to the apartment block… And Manny arrives… Load the fridge in the vehicle, throw in some extra boxes… pack up Mitsi (our ’89 hatchback) and away we all go… it’s about a half hour drive. Becca decided Manny was better company, and so was his air-conditioned car… she’s a clever thing, and hitched a ride with him. We got to the rental, unpack the stuff… Bern and Manny go on a little walk to see the area, I pull out the disinfectant… and about an hour or so later, we head off again… another load… only now I realise that the rest of our furniture is sitting… on the pathway of the apartment block…What had we been thinking????? Brand new items, nicely packaged and ready to move… outside low income housing… in a dead quiet neighbourhood… they were surely gone…
But we arrived, and lo and behold they hadn’t been taken, let alone touched!! And that’s how we carried on. Our valuables left on the pathway ready and waiting for the next load. We thanked Manny after he had done his third trip with our belongings, not being entirely able to thank him enough for his kindness, time, petrol and vehicle… and not to mention an AWESOME travel companion for little Becca.

Between the both of us we had decided that we needed to make a clean break from our flat. So we undertook to get all our items moved and to get the flat clean by that same day… Kerry and Steff had offered to bring us over supper, but we decided that we would need to decline… And so, the rest of the evening we packed Mitsi to the brim… Becca shoved between a bean bag and potting soil…Pots and a clothes drier… toilet brush and microwave…  The poor girl never moaned… perhaps it was the laughs we were having… maybe the tiredness… but we all got through it. And at the stroke of midnight we finished off the last bit of mopping at the flat… and headed for our new home… Unpacked Mitsi, managing to walk over all our worldly goods, Bern headed for the fridge and cracked open a beer at two in the morning, gulped it down… and we headed for bed… exhausted…

The next morning we collected our pot plants from the flat, and closed the door behind us…slid the key under the door as instructed.
 The end to a new beginning, and the start to a newer beginning.

More to follow…

Bernard starts work

The newer beginning seemed daunting. Our two month holiday was coming to an end, and reality was setting in, Bern would be going to work, and Becca would soon be following her way out the house, and going to school. My last weekend before normality resumed.

We had an awesome ending to our long break together, we decided that we would ride into the city and watch the Tour down Under (secretly hoping we’d get to spy Lance Armstrong). And that was what we did. We hooked up Becca’s trailer bike to Berns, filled up our water packs, hopped onto the bikes, and away we went… The freedom of being able to do this is totally indescribable. There are no words that I could possibly string together to convey the sheer awesomeness of it all. From our driveway we are 2 metres from the cycle path that winds it’s shady way along the Torrens River… Over bridges and under them… you feel completely free… and safe. Maybe that’s why you feel so free… you have no worries and safety is not a concern. Well, for most… You see… Bern has his concerns, and rightly so.
He worries for my safety… and not from the harm of others, but from harm from myself.

I have to be the clumsiest person on a bike – but clumsy in the oddest situations… Give me a downhill with roots, dirt and a rock in between and I can ride like a star. Let me come to a flat tarred area, where nothing should get in my way – and I will find a way… and come crashing down… hard. I have had a few of these, and each time Bern breathes a sigh of relief that I have not in fact injured myself beyond a kissable repair. I don’t know why he doesn’t laugh… I don’t know if I could be so heartfelt. I mean I turn into a corner and suddenly, I don’t know… the bike and I part ways… except for my feet, because they’re still clipped into the pedals… I mean, how can he NOT laugh…

We managed to get to watch the tour, after I had also managed to fall outside the front of a building with a tradesman watching from his ute (bakkie). My ribs hurt… but my ego hurt more…
Luckily within minutes, we saw Lance Armstrong… and what a great experience… What a great rider. We saw him from a distance, and I had the camera ready… so steady… aimed and poised for that moment every photographer dreams of… Closer and closer he got, and when I was ready to click the shutter button… I had a moment of shock… Lance Armstrong… 1 metre from me… and as I looked up in sheer amazement I clicked the button… and lost sight of my camera angle… The photo of him was of the tarmac… I treasure that photo, because it reminds me of the feelings behind the camera lens. You’ll be glad to know I did manage to snap a few of him… but they weren’t as close as he had initially been…
Thousands of people lined the streets… And just before the race began… the loudspeaker bellowed…”Please be upstanding for your national anthem”… and it was weird, my national anthem… I kept going over it in my head as crowds were equally grasped by the words  ‘for we are young and free’…  The ride back home was fantastic, we managed to get back whilst it was still light outside, and enough time for Bern to feel relaxed and enjoy a Sunday before work started the next morning.

When the alarm sounded at 5:45am on Monday morning… I just wanted to close my eyes and forget that Bern was off for his first day at the office. But I couldn’t and Bern gave me a kiss goodbye, jumped in the driver’s seat and rattled down the road in Mitsi, on his way to experience work and the Australian way. I seemed to be able to hold it together, until a few special friends e-mailed to see how I was doing. Carman knew even from thousands of kilometres away that I needed a chat, Lyn knew I had a heavy heart, and Kerry knew that I needed a little space… but not too much... just the right amount. I felt silly, like one of those troubled teens, lovesick and totally irrational… it was silly… but I was even sillier…
And thanks to my beautiful friends, I pulled through it ok. Kerry popped round the next day, with her daughter (Becca’s new playmate) and would you believe… with Crème Soda and Nik Naks… things were going to be ok. Crème Soda can fix anything… What I seemed to have forgotten was that I wasn’t the one having to experience new challenges, after all… I was the one staying at home… or was that a challenge in itself?!

Bern’s first week was a good one, which was a relief for us all. He came home to tell me that all was well, and that the people were great… He also told me that when he first walked in to the office, the receptionist wasn’t there, and so he just hung around… waiting… hoping not to get the attention of this rather massive, boot wearing, tattoo covered , scary looking Aussie bloke… also that he was somewhat relieved when a rather meekly looking chap asked if he needed help… Bern stated “I’m your new systems co-ordinator’… and the meekly chap said…’Hang on. Let me get the person you need’… And guess who the person Bern ‘needed’ was… yes, the massive, boot wearing, tattoo covered scary looking “Aussie” who bounded up to Bern and greeted him with…’hallloimmacharrison’…
The scary looking ‘Aussie’ turned out to be the company’s production manager, Bern’s boss… and had actually said “Hello, I’m Mick Harrrison” in the broadest Scottish accent known to mankind.
So Bern has a fellow immigrant as his superior, and they share a common understanding without even having to talk about it. The one worrying factor is that Bern won’t pick up an Aussie accent, but rather an olde world Scottish one… Who would’ve thought?!
Bern works at a commercial furniture factory owned by Les Steven’s, and as far as Bern is aware of, Les is no longer involved in the daily running of the business… until he learnt the hard way! He asked ol’ Mick Harrison if he had ever met “this Les Steven’s guy”, to which Mick responded… “Yea, and so have you – you were introduced on your first day… and he’s in and out the office all day”…
I can’t believe that when my darling hubby was introduced to a man called Les, he did not click and perhaps assume what should have been assumed…
He’s also asked if the bakkies that were parked were in fact office bakkies… Mick has obviously adapted to Bern, and gave him an answer, but as many people will know… Bakkies are not bakkies here they are utes. Like takkies are sneakers and sausages are snags and jerseys are jumpers and dinner is tea… We’re still learning… but we’re getting there…

On the day Bern went to work I picked up the phone and enquired about enrolment at our local school. Things work differently over here. You don’t get put through to an admissions lady, you get put through directly to the principal, who then says… come over in half an hour, and you can ask all the questions you need to ask. So that’s what we did… In ridiculous heat, we walked to the school… halfway Rebecca stops and says… “I’m ready to blow”… It was hot and I felt the same… and it was bliss to walk into his air-conditioned office. I asked all the normal questions… like times (school here is 9:00am – 3:05pm), uniform (generally they like you to stick to the uniform… huh??), school fees ($170.. gulp..a month I ask… NO, per yearhuh?), stationery (supplied by the school… huh?)… and that was it. He didn’t want to see my passport or Bernard’s, only looked at Rebecca’s because she made him. Didn’t want to see her inoculation sheet, or income statement, or proof of residential address… nothing… No deposit, nothing. Just one thing he wanted… an answer to… would you like Rebecca to join our school?
Her school is also a centre for the hearing impaired. So a few of her school mates are either deaf or hearing impaired, an unlike other Australian schools, her second language she will be learning is AUSLAN – Australian sign language.

Trying to get the uniforms was a whole new learning experience. We went a few days later, with the idea of kitting Rebecca out from top to toe… Only to be met by some feisty women who wanted to save me a couple of dollars. So I ask for a golf shirt… and they just stare, and don’t say oh you mean this only other shirt, they just look at me blankly almost like I have spoken a north western dialect of some Ethiopian language…
Turns out the golf shirt is called a Polo Shirt. One mother (bless her money saving tips) asked me how many I wanted, and I said four, and then she said, two and I said four… and so the debate continued… till eventually, perhaps when she thought I was about to start frothing at the mouth, she allowed me to buy three…
And once we get over the shirt hurdle now come the skorts (shorts that look like a skirt)… I ask for three (lucky number three you know), and she said… ‘Nah, go to Big W… they’re $17 cheaper’… I  mean that’s all very nice and everything, but the closest Big W is like 10km’s away and I only have a bike… So I say, well could I perhaps just have one… and giving me that blank Ethiopian dialect stare again reluctantly gave one to me. I didn’t bother asking for the two different styles of hats… just got the bucket hat. Managed to get a jacket… but wasn’t able to get the jumper (waste of money you know) and wasn’t able to get the long pants because it really isn’t cold yet… and anyway, like the sweet mother pointed out… the uniforms are more of a guideline... huh? Bless the Australian school system… A lazy mothers dream come true…

And before I knew it… I had completed my first week. And I had survived… the house, now filled with love and laughter and no more bad smells. The bathrooms and kitchen disinfected from top to toe… and to end off our week we had a barbeque at Kerry and Steff’s… and met more great people.
It’s been a while since I’ve laughed so much… laughing so hard we had tears running down our cheeks… and those, were happy tears... coming from a happy heart.

Till the next time… take care.